Attention All Journal Users
Jun. 27th, 2002 10:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vianegativaIt has come to my attention that I have not been using my Live Journal to its fullest extent. I would like to apologize. I vow from here on out to:
*Reign condescension down on other Live Journal users because I am one or more of the following: a driving force within the bear community, and you should do as I say; stabbing at being artistic; trying to make an attention-grabbing statement; a porn star; a hater of porn stars; jealous; sure every comment is about me; upset not every comment is about me; the omega of moral statements; feeling bored; feeling fat; feeling not as important as I think I should be.
*Judge all of you without the benefit of analysis or reason, and react as though I was a KKK member at the Million Man March.
*Only comment when I have something important to say that you should build your life around immediately. I AM the way, after all.
*Only share my innermost feeling and thoughts if they allow me to decisively show my superiority over all my friends.
*Live in a paranoid world where you're all just talking about me, and that idea that you're sharing your life stories is just a quaint cover for the Grand Conspiracy against me.
*Use LJ as a social tool, then condemn those who do the same, or just condemn those I dislike for fun.
*Eat all your souls.
*Validate myself through the calculated destruction of the self-worth of everyone I deal with on Live Journal.
*Create drama by impulsively judging people, and posting inflammatory remarks, because, after all, you're just names on my screen.
As an aside, I also vow to return the Brussel Sprout to preeminence.
That is all.
(If you do not understand parody, read Jonathan Swift. If you were offended, THINK CAREFULLY. You either are the asshole I speak of, or just not getting it. If you're the asshole, off my journal! Scoot now! Git! I'm making room for cool people & you're on the furniture!)
*Reign condescension down on other Live Journal users because I am one or more of the following: a driving force within the bear community, and you should do as I say; stabbing at being artistic; trying to make an attention-grabbing statement; a porn star; a hater of porn stars; jealous; sure every comment is about me; upset not every comment is about me; the omega of moral statements; feeling bored; feeling fat; feeling not as important as I think I should be.
*Judge all of you without the benefit of analysis or reason, and react as though I was a KKK member at the Million Man March.
*Only comment when I have something important to say that you should build your life around immediately. I AM the way, after all.
*Only share my innermost feeling and thoughts if they allow me to decisively show my superiority over all my friends.
*Live in a paranoid world where you're all just talking about me, and that idea that you're sharing your life stories is just a quaint cover for the Grand Conspiracy against me.
*Use LJ as a social tool, then condemn those who do the same, or just condemn those I dislike for fun.
*Eat all your souls.
*Validate myself through the calculated destruction of the self-worth of everyone I deal with on Live Journal.
*Create drama by impulsively judging people, and posting inflammatory remarks, because, after all, you're just names on my screen.
As an aside, I also vow to return the Brussel Sprout to preeminence.
That is all.
(If you do not understand parody, read Jonathan Swift. If you were offended, THINK CAREFULLY. You either are the asshole I speak of, or just not getting it. If you're the asshole, off my journal! Scoot now! Git! I'm making room for cool people & you're on the furniture!)
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Date: 2002-06-27 09:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-27 09:15 am (UTC)Personally, I've found the best way to deal with folks that do most of the above is to simply ignore them. Nothing drives someone that craves attention crazier than not getting it. Besides, I think it's been proven fairly well that you're always going to have a certain amount of drama in online forums like this, esecially when there are lots of gay men involved. If you give it too much credence it eats into your own appreciation and enjoyment of the medium, which is unfortunate. Because then the cool people who do post insightful/personal/interesting stuff fade away from frustration, and the general quality of interaction drops. And while interaction isn't ALL that this should be about, I think there's no denying that it's an important part of it.
Been lurking for a while. Rob thinks you're pretty cool, and after reading your journal for a bit I'm inclined to agree. So, um, howdy. :) And thanks for the chuckles.
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Oh, wait. That was awfully shallow wasn't it? Umm, quick, someone get John and have him talk about neuroscience.
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pardon me while I giggle wildly.
the first step ...
Date: 2002-06-27 09:20 am (UTC)and, if you're going to eat my soul, no salt, please ...
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hey ...
Date: 2002-06-27 09:57 am (UTC)here ... here we go:
It's all about ME!
>g
Re: hey ...
Date: 2002-06-27 11:23 am (UTC):-p
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Date: 2002-06-27 10:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-27 10:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-06-27 10:57 am (UTC)Those of us truly on the edge are into creating temporal paradoxes and feeding off the death of unimaginable numbers of alternate worlds
So you've become George Lucas?
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Date: 2002-06-27 11:02 am (UTC)And I'm not dissing the Corinthian. It's just that he really helped make the whole eye eating thing popular, it's had its 15 minutes, and it's time to leave him to his gig since he does it best.
Eyeballs Schmiballs
In the post-coital, post-post 2000's, a diabolical hero is all the rage.
Try a little Preacher, Planetary, and lordy, if you have one active brain cell Authority.
Please also see X-Men. Emma Frost is simply darling.
"I didn't come back to save YOU, I came back for my handbag. It's Louis Vitton."
< REBOOT >
and
< REBOOT >
Let me know if Windows for Matt survived the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH..
LOL
Ummmm....
Date: 2002-06-27 11:40 am (UTC)Re: Ummmm....
Date: 2002-06-27 12:21 pm (UTC)Re: Ummmm....
Date: 2002-06-27 04:15 pm (UTC)Re: Ummmm....
Yeah, verily, someone needs to get laid.
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Date: 2002-06-27 04:56 pm (UTC)Drat! The socks...too much...I guess I am pretty much all that...
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Date: 2002-06-29 11:39 am (UTC)Burp!
Date: 2002-07-12 10:56 am (UTC)