Proof of Evolution

[vianegativa]

Hot tubs are proof we're an evolved sapient species.

No, really. Think about it.

We have developed an entire technology based less on it's original medical therapeutic origins and more upon the relief of vague mental stress. Raccoons aren't flitting about building day spas. Do you see dolphins developing aromatherapy? No, I think not.

The key to proving our evolution as a species is our willingness in developing technologies that allow us to do NOTHING in new and relaxing ways!

Vive la slack!
Vive la slack!

Comments

[conner24.livejournal.com]

Coolies!

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

See, and to me, hot tubs are possibly the only proof of the existence of a god.

Attend me:

Unless there are an infinite number of miniverses encompassed in an infinitely large macroverse, then the existence in which we now tarry cannot exist due to mere random chance - because no existence that is random could have come up with the pure genius that is the hot tub. The unique chain of events that brought us to the evolution of hot tub technology is completely unique, and therefore must have been planned; such things are too orderly to be an accident.

Conversely, if there ARE an infinite number of miniverses encompassed in an infinitely large macroverse, then EVERY possibility obtains, which means two things - 1. that god must exist, because ALL possibilities exist, and 2.) hot tubs must also exist and we're just lucky enough to be in one of the miniverses that has them.

All of which means just two things:

1. I'm an agnostic, and
2. Hot tubs RAWK.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

"My God's got hot tubs & sodomy. What's YOURS offering?"

heh.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Look for the Curch of Sotted Sodomy. There will be a buffet.

Ew.

On second thought....

[goofybearz.livejournal.com]

I would not completely count the raccoons out though.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Little bastards are already refining Uranium I tell ya...

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

WeTHEY are not!

[goofybearz.livejournal.com]

...and stealing cat food, they use there cuteness as means of deception.

[uberdaddybear.livejournal.com]

You have a hot tub? *POUT* *WHINE*

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

No; I actually don't.I was in one Sunday. We'll be getting one in a year or two.

One of the few drawbacks of living in the city....

[uberdaddybear.livejournal.com]

Can't own a hot tub.

Re: One of the few drawbacks of living in the city....

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Ah, city life; you & Matt arewelcome when we get ours.

[lilotter.livejournal.com]

Hell, if people want to do alittle nothing, maybe they should try alittle voluntary simplicity. Get rid of some of the worldly distractions.

Hope you and Mike have a great Holiday!