Up Your Dates

[vianegativa]

Despite some odd bug on Tuesday, I'm not dead. I slept nearly 30 hours out of 36, but I'm not dead.

Yesterday I helped kubshadow on his thesis in sociology involving bears; it was a fascinating 90 minute interview and made me rethink some long-held beliefs about beardom. In fact, I may have made the switch to post-bear. Or to Ursus Superior. I'm not sure.

"It's beardom, Jim, but not as we know it."

Afterwards I caught a train with kubshadow back to his house where we relaxed, ate a spot of dinner, and smoked the peace pipe. I had a few beers and kicked back to watch Noein, an anime currently on air in Japan that Cartoon Network will probably butcher in a year's time. Jim picked me up around nine, and Mike had stashed a tasty Chicken Gyro in the microwave as supper.

Such thoughtful men I love.

Anyway, I plowed into that gyro like I was Unicron giving Cybertron a rimjob (colorful, eh?) and I then proceeded to demolish several innocent Little Debbie cakes that couldn't escape my Gojira-like food inhalation. Mercifully for the Cherry Cordials, sleep fell.

*thunk*

I woke up, dressed, slaughtered the ritual goat, yadda, yadda. Work has been unremarkable save for the fact that my assistant was absent again (she was in a car accident this time; am I evil for wanting proof?), which is fine by me as she tends to complicate things. She's more of a "resistant" than "assistant". Regardless, work has not been hideous or dehumanizing.

Much.

Tonight I need to drag a huge box of Micronauts to the Vault of Tomorrow so we can clean and prepare the house for BurbBears Movie Night tomorrow. I'll clean some and then drag the boys out with me, bigbadwoof and gryphonbear to look at some granola crunchy New Age bookstores. Mainly I'm going because I want to learn to throw lightning bolts.

I mean, what good is magick if you can't throw lightning bolts?

Until later.

Comments

[shadowbearmn.livejournal.com]

what good is magick if you can't throw lightning bolts?

I prefer energy orbs. Less messy and greater accuracy

[jss]

I prefer medium-petatonnage nuclear warheads, m'self.

[kj.livejournal.com]

"Ursus Superior"... is that similar to "Mother Superior"?

:)

[thegreenbear.livejournal.com]

Never, EVER, in my short life, would I have expected to see the words Cybertron, Unicron, and RIM-JOB in the same sentence together!!! Oh man, I got a GREAT laugh outta that! Thanks! Btw, was very cool meeting you at IBR. Sorry I didnt get to talk or hang out more and I DO wish I COULD have, but when yer dependent on another for transportation, AND hes your boss, you pretty much gotta do and go where and when he says. But it WAS good to meet ya guy.

[cubziz.livejournal.com]

I agree... I never expected to see ANYTHING involving sex and Unicron.

I'm afraid to see what he'll do to tie in the muppets in future posts. ;)