Shag

[vianegativa]

"Oh, no sweetie. I'm not saying you should not try for him because he's out of your league. It's more that you are a hideous beast with a cheap shag rug for a soul that makes me think he'll say no."

I love being gay occasionally. This is one such moment. :-)

Comments

[shadowbearmn.livejournal.com]

Where is that quote from? I LOVE IT!!

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Um, I said that.

My evil filter was off.

[shadowbearmn.livejournal.com]

LOL........but it was the GOOD kind of Evil. :)

Just don't say things like that to me or I'll run screaming in tears far away from you...and because I'm blinded by me tears probably run off a tall cliff with sharp jagged rock at the bottom where I'll be impaled and die a horrible death cursing you with my dieing breathe.

Wouldn't want you to be haunted with the guilt of my death caused by your evilness would we? Plus my curse would make your life miserable. ;-)

[polomex.livejournal.com]

You have a filter?

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Yes. I bought it from the same place you got your socialization filter. :-)

[marinebear.livejournal.com]

ooooooh so evil... o_O lol

Re: LMAO

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

More like the anal insertion of evil has been successful. :-)

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, in the context I was being heroic actually.

I was informing a person set on getting a married fellow to cheat that I was.... displeased.

[dedos.livejournal.com]

He deserved the full brunt of it, then. Good for you. =)

[bowdenturi.livejournal.com]

*Laughs* Please post more bitchy quotes!

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Wow, you talk just like my grandma. ^o^

[oskaar.livejournal.com]

<3<3<3

[booboobob.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I loved you.