Gossip Meme, just because it'll annoy someone.

[vianegativa]

Slander! jrcubindy is secretly married to a wolf! imroger kissed phyrehawk under the mistletoe. Twice. In June. dizzibear is gonna pop a cap in emsbear's head, yo. swomp, cuttercoon and uberdaddybear are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with dizzibear totally unaware! polomex performed a "sexual act" upon vianegativa in a public toilet! clovisbear tried to rape the horses and ride off on the women, a newbie mistake. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

I find this humorous. Especially since the likelihood of polomex approaching me sexually is as likely as my having sex in a public 'loo is as likely as a dinosaur winning next season's America's Top Model.

The thought of swomp, cuttercoon, and uberdaddybear in a love triangle is far too hilarious for my mere mortal eyes tho. God. I can imagine it now. Cheese whiz, furries, and Bears In The Woods.

Fucking Sublime.

Comments

[slackcub.livejournal.com]

mine was lame.. Not even post worthy

[polomex.livejournal.com]

Erm... yeah.... not so much. I don't even like using public washrooms, let alone, erm, doing "acts" in them.

Here I am...laying low....minding my own business....

[uberdaddybear.livejournal.com]

and I'm bound up in a scandal of Paulaesque proportions..... *sigh*.... and besides, any love triangle that doesn't involve my husband is just a mere attempt at suicide. He may look quiet and gentle, but with one phone call he's summoned up the Mexican Mafia, ok more like his 37 uncles, but the effect is quite the same.

[interpaneer.livejournal.com]

That's why I always carry mistletoe in my wallet.