Instant Potatoes
Oct. 3rd, 2005 12:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vianegativaI love a warm noon-time meal and I absolutely love loathe instant mashed potatoes. What a fucking culinary scourge. I wonder what the food scientists who crocked it up thought...
"Look; we can reconstitute tasty mashed potatoes into a colloidal with the texture of bird shit!"
"Mmmn. Let's put it in every TV dinner we can find! What do you say?"
"Great! Pass the Go-gurt and Vegemite and we'll have a gourmet meal from the future!"
Fuck. You. Food. Science.
May you be forced to wrestle in pudding laced with DMSO and laxatives.
Chocolate pudding, of course.
"Look; we can reconstitute tasty mashed potatoes into a colloidal with the texture of bird shit!"
"Mmmn. Let's put it in every TV dinner we can find! What do you say?"
"Great! Pass the Go-gurt and Vegemite and we'll have a gourmet meal from the future!"
Fuck. You. Food. Science.
May you be forced to wrestle in pudding laced with DMSO and laxatives.
Chocolate pudding, of course.
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Date: 2005-10-04 10:32 am (UTC)*sniff sniff*