A Very Strong Odor of Doom

[vianegativa]

So, I was late to work today because Diesel, my Rottweiler which is the size of a house, shat horribly in front of the door. It was so bad I couldn't even open my door until I scooped up about six metric tons of dog shit from in front of my apartment door.

What in seven hells has he been eating to upset his stomach that badly? Undercooked people?

Is this an omen for the week to come?

Comments

[goofybearz.livejournal.com]

Fecklar

[mjollnir.livejournal.com]

One of the best lines by Tanya Huff (a fantasy writer of some renown) was:

"How do you tell if a pile of dog shit came from a doberman?"
"How do I tell? I don't."
"Okay, how do I tell?"
"Check it for fingers?"


Okay, so this anecdote was more amusing before I remembered the dog in the book was a doberman, not a rottweiler...

[bearguy1976.livejournal.com]

Are u missing a cat?

[lilotter.livejournal.com]

You need a fucking big dog house in the backyard, too bad you don't own that place. I got a nice big basement for diesel, lol.