Monsters in my Drawer, Pt. 1

[vianegativa]

Recently, my lover John found my very first paper written in my academic life.

A book report on Monsters. I was somewhere in the neighborhood of seven years of age, otherwise known as First Grade.

The entries are so priceless and warped, I'm going to have T-Shirts made. If I can, I will scan the accompanying pictures from their very fragile paper.

Lets have a look into my psyche, circa age 7:

The Wolf Man

A man changes to the Wolf Man
at the full moon.
He scratches them, chokes them,
Then eats their flesh.

Oh my lord. I think I can see where my love of horror came from.

Next chapter: THE MUMMY!

Comments

[ex-braxton253.livejournal.com]

Hmm, ViaNegatee-shirts!

you know ...

[henare.livejournal.com]

i was cruising through friends list stuff this morning when i saw this for the first time ... and i misread it "Monsters in my Drawers" and i thought "you know, he can go to walgreens' to get something for that!" >g

Re: you know ...

[robearal.livejournal.com]

Damn, if they're monsters, I don't think the regular bottle of Rid is going to do much against them.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

This really explains a lot. ::chuckle::

Still not as scary as my brother's drawings of a cow killing people with a sword, but still ... ^_-

[zoxobear.livejournal.com]

Your going to type out and post it so we can read right?.... right?

..:: Zoxo Bear ::..

hiya

[whitr.livejournal.com]

hope you don't mind. I was pointed towards your journal by a random set of friends of friends. anyhow, hope you don't mind a random sometimes dyke, sometimes trannyboy being a voyeur to your journaling life.