*Kaff*Coff*Sproing!*

[vianegativa]

Of course, like clockwork, my body betrays me again.

Here I am, mired in fever and phlegm, and my body does it's same soft shoe every time I'm raggedly ill:

I am so horny I could fuck a lamppost. Worse yet, being ill puts me in this uber bottom mode. Maybe it's the need for a caregiver, but I am RARING to go.

Here I am. At work.

DAMN YOU, SINUS INFECTION!

Comments

[-cellardo0r-.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Mike always made fun of me because whenever I got sick I would be horny as hell, and wanting him to fuck me senseless.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it's some psychological need for comfort or to be tended to that sparks that desire. I infrequently bottom, but damn, when I'm ill it's all I can do to walk straight.

[qualitykill.livejournal.com]

Uber-bottom mode, huh?

(smiles evil grin)

[djbear.livejournal.com]

SO.....just how many men did you have your tongue down their throats or up their asses while at IBR anyways???

**evil JEALOUS grin**

[bootglove.livejournal.com]

I can imagine!!!!!!

Funny I think I know of one who was NOT there & he has the same symptoms, did you mail it to anyone in the Chicagoland area??? HEHEHEHEH

[polomex.livejournal.com]

I have never ever understood the sick=horny phenomenon. When I'm sick, I don't even want people in the same room as me, let alone the same sexual experience.

[piercedcub.livejournal.com]

hope u feel better soon babe. i never get horny when i'm sick, usually just wanna be left alone.
*hugs*

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

Post-Run Fru.

Usually you only get that when you've been a total slut and made out with numerous hottie bears and cubs. :@)

Although I must agree with some of the other commenters. When I'm sick, I don't even think about sex. Witness, the last three days at my house. I've been at home ill and never logged into one of the 10 hookup sites I'm a member of.

This weekend the only man I'll be seeing is Tony Soprano (Seasons 4 & 5 prior to the March 12th premiere of Final Season Six).

Mmm...James Gandolfini...