Dear God, You're on LiveJournal?

[vianegativa]

Are there four words more damning in casual conversation with new people than:

"Are you on livejournal?"

Comments

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

"I love Sailor Moon!"

[lucentnotion.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! awww, I have a friend who'd love that conversation! hehe

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

We all have that friend; we love him for his myriad of other endearing traits.

BTW, I met you for all of about five seconds at Sidetrack on Monday, so next time we meet we can skip this embarrassing question and jump right to the subject of bands we hate.

[dakoopst.livejournal.com]

"Are you into scat?"

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

"You gave me gonorrhoea"

[davomatic.livejournal.com]

"Mama didn't love me"

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

How about:

"I only bareback anonymously."

*shudder*

[jss]

I don't know....

• "We need to talk."
• "The baby is yours."
• "Your fly is open."

[lucentnotion.livejournal.com]

ummm....

"I'm pregnant by aliens!"
"Are you on 411?"

hehe well apparently it's not too damning :) Thanks for the add!

Sure there are!

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

"I started itching and ..."

[polomex.livejournal.com]

"_____'s my best friend."