Sweet, Sweet Kitty

[vianegativa]

In honor of 6.06.06, my co-workers having a stripper in to my workplace to serve drinks.

Her name is Sweet Kitty.

No, I am not making this up.

Am I living in a sitcom?

I just need a Waylon Jennings voice-over to make today an episode of The Dukes of Hazzard.

Comments

[tropicstyle.livejournal.com]

I am so working on getting you a lap dance..

[analog-guy.livejournal.com]

I'm embarrassed for you.

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

Wait, wasn't the voice in the voice-overs on DoH Waylon Jennings? Of course, ol' Waylon's dead...

I don't know what's more sad, that I know that, or that I felt the need to point it out.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

You're right! I'm changing it!

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Ok, I KNEW you looked familiar but I couldn't place you. You really should have said hello! I would very much liked to have met you...

Damn.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Maybe an all-LJ gathering in Chi-Town, neh? Its a thought.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

I was more of a mind for a party rather than orgy... I'd be telling tales if I didn't say true that many folks on my friends list get me going, but so we can all pretend we're not sluts, coffeee is in order, at the least.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

It's ok, just a bit of social anxiety.

Seriously, you've no worries. You are a charming & interesting fellow.

[cachorro34.livejournal.com]

That's funny

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

I just need a Waylon Jennings voice-over to make today an episode of The Dukes of Hazzard.

Why? Are you wearing your Daisy Dukes again?

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

No, Sweet Kitty is.

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you had nicknamed your cooter. :P

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Read the post, pimp. :-)

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

Um...I did. I'm just ribbing you. ;)

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't come ribbed, only in pre-lubricated & magnum size!

[qualitykill.livejournal.com]

Your office is scandalous. ;)