Sweet, Sweet Kitty UPDATE

[vianegativa]

As I guessed, things got very wild, very quickly.

At one point in the afternoon, I tried to skirt around Sweet Kitty (Danielle), and she grabbed me by my beard and pulled my face into her tits. As i struggled to get away she held me tight...

"Don't you like titties?"

"MmmhgfdFfGGghhfff*" (*translation: "Sure I do but I'm workin' here!")

"You STILL talking? Let's see you talk with my tit in your mouth."

And then it happened. She shoved her nipple right in my mouth and pressed my head to her breast, like she was nursing. I was in shock.

After I leapt away there was a nervous pall over the room for me, so after a bit I ran out til she cleared out around four.

What did I say originally?

No. Good. Can Come. Of. This.

Oy!

Comments

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

GAH! No.

[jrcubindy.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[fuzzbear.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA

hey ive had my head smashed betweed a pair of 88 Tripple H's i used to have pictures of it too.

[standardtom.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Sweet Kitty sounds more like the Duchess of Discipline to me.

[kj.livejournal.com]

This was at your place of employment?! Um....

[dakoopst.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Friggin' hilarious!

(Especially since it didn't happen to me...*snicker*)

[grunter.livejournal.com]

Ew. You touched a boob.

[cachorro34.livejournal.com]

lol a titties aren't so bad!

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

*shudder*

would you've preferred a lap-dance instead?

*ducking*

[fuzzbear.livejournal.com]

Oh and for the record

this post is useless without pics

[goofybearz.livejournal.com]

Well, I keep reading about you either briefly mention or fantasizing about upgrading to a "Post Bear" on here. Sometimes we get what we wish for, just not in form we expected. :-)

[redcub.livejournal.com]

That's a very long way to spell "lawsuit," but ok...

Played With My Kitchen Manager's Right Boob Today.

[twocigars.livejournal.com]

She is such a flirt and got a bit too close so I just reached out and touched her. And got a handful of one of them. I am gonna go for the left one tomorrow.

The head grill chef said, "Sometimes I question your sexuality." You gotta keep this thinking and wondering. But always get the last word. So I told Baron von Grillit, "So many questions; so little time."

I think she has the hots for you. Or she may use her stripping as a ploy to get dates for her gay brother. You never know. Have you gargled with a Bud Lite since she attacked you with those killer titties from Venus?

[soul-spider.livejournal.com]

LOLs. I hope someone had a camera.

[polomex.livejournal.com]

*envy*

[cubziz.livejournal.com]

"Not really, I prefer someone with, well, without breasts. And preferably a dick. Yeah. Thanks. Oh, you're great. We must do lunch sometime. I mean, you're the most I've ever gotten here at work, but well, I can't really drink milk here. Um, Bye bye."