The Kitty in Retrospect

[vianegativa]

It occurred to me after relating my story to a few friends that they were in the throes of horror when I had finished my tale of Sweet Kitty. I find this pretty bizarre as most bear runs FAR outstrip (pun intended) the shenanigans that went on in my office yesterday.

The fact is yes, a stripper did slap my ass and then later force me to suckle her Guns of Navarone for a moment, but in truth it was playfully done; there was no malice in it and I was embarrassed, but think of the story I have to tell until I'm old & breathless on some porch, waiting for my sunset!

I laughed at the sheer absurdity of it. I wanted to loudly tell strangers on the street, "THERE IS A STRIPPER IN MY OFFICE", just to make it real outside the darkened confines of my office. I was giddy, like a kid who saw his Dad's porn mags for the first time.

Maybe I should thank Sweet Kitty; I haven't felt "dirrrty" in a long, long time. I suppose that hanging with folks who blithely discuss crystal meth, infidelity, and fisting makes one jaded to all but the most sudden shocks of worlds sexual, and it was nice to feel that forbidden rush while I watched a stripper give my co-workers a lap dance.

It was also nice to see her get two of my very hot co-workers hot & bothered; the air was thick with testosterone yesterday and I DID get aroused watching my cute new co-worker and my ridiculously hot co-worker trip into their animal passions...

*head shakes*

It's nice to occasionally be trapped within an absurd situation. It helps you appreciate the subtle absurdity of life. In those terms, Sweet Kitty was a very welcome shock.

Oh, one last thing:

It's a tit. Most fags have put their tongues to FAR worse and lived, and she was smokin'. So stop acting appalled that I had my mouth on her mommybags.

Comments

[guywithmonsters.livejournal.com]

The only thing that was shocking was that it was at work. Otherwise, it's totally amusing.

[kj.livejournal.com]

That was my thought as well. In any other context, I'd laugh my ass off.

But... this happened at work? The hell?

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

My workplace is obviously vastly different from most others.

[gullinbursti.livejournal.com]

Obviously. I can only imagine the headlines if it happened here.

[kj.livejournal.com]

You don't say.

Last I knew you were doing financial stuff...? I'm so out of every loop.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

I AM doing financial stuff.

*heh*

[kj.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Uh.

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

I think I'm more appalled by the term "mommybags", though I think Stephen King should have used that in Carrie instead of "dirtypillows".

All that notwithstanding, hey, if it gave you a nice time, then go to. :) I mean, they're breasts, and they're very natural things. Considering all the less-than-natural (plastic, etc.) paraphernalia that many men I know put in their various orifices, no one has any room to talk. :)

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

And all-natural she was, collar-to-cuffs.

[arshermetica.livejournal.com]

People got all out of sorts over it?

Uhm, the vast majority of us have suckled on tits in our lifetimes. Let alone the fact that they belonged to our mothers. I think one innocent stripper mam is no big deal.

Hell I wish it'd been in my mouth. At least then I coulda suprised the bitch when she felt my cock pressing into her conch

[mad-geek.livejournal.com]

I think in our office, they would have to go with a male stripper. I think of the 20 people here, only 2 of them prefer the female body.

Sounds fun, though. ;-)

[wyndwyck.livejournal.com]

You know what I think? I think it's just "tit for tat"! ::grin::

[analog-guy.livejournal.com]

I love seeing straight men when they are, uh, wound up.

That bovine look on their face is a wonder to behold.

What Stephen King Would Have Done.

[twocigars.livejournal.com]

He should have first written "Fairy" instead of "Carrie".

He has referred to the female body as: "a life support system with a cunt." He writes more about the downstairs than the upstairs, I am thinking.

He has written "Cell". Now I think it is time he wrote a novel about The Office Party. Featuring monster titties than lure gay men to their doom.

Doom is too harsh a word. Perhaps folly. In the end it is all vanity and vexation. I will alert some of my people to monitor this situation. When the office boys take you to a strip club and introduce you to the real side of female stripping and then later to an after hours straight orgy party we will see.

But then of course I am much too serious and read far too much into ya entries. I know that you will be faithful to the cause. And that I have nothing to worry about. Right? *hopes I am not into many a sleepless night*

[cubziz.livejournal.com]

I think a lot of the amazement at the story wasn't about you, it was more about your work.

Few workplaces these days would be willing to open themselves up to that sort of potential sexual harassment lawsuit.

I work on a help desk which is now (again) 100% guys. And even then, they know better than to take a joke too far.

However, in my past, I worked at Boeing, where even telling YOUR story would probably have gotten me fired. I also worked for Busch Creative, a subsidiary of AB, where I've heard stories of doing "coke runs" for those people burning the midnight oil... where the strippers probably would've been doing OTHER things. But that was also, decades ago.

It's just a shock to hear about this happening now. In our lawsuit happy society. The shock that someone actually had the balls to throw such an event. :)