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I have an ultraconservative co-worker who sends me 2-3 e-mails a day that I consider utter crap, but since he's a broker I deal with I cannot block them. However, this morning he sent me this gem:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES......THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING......BUT......THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS

Amen, brother.

Date: 2006-07-19 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilotter.livejournal.com
That's when the other person either sues your ass or shoots your ass, the civilized approach or the redneck approach. Either way, reality-the ultimate nightmare.

Date: 2006-07-19 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djbear.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks, Matt, I really needed that after talking to a BITCH of a customer about 2 mins ago. I just thought of her when I read that.
HUGGERS!!! I hope that you're feeling a bit better. **LICKS**

Date: 2006-07-19 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jediknightcub.livejournal.com
Does this guy know that you see him as one of those slinkies? >:)

Date: 2006-07-19 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vianegativa.livejournal.com
No.

Hello, irony!

he may be a emailing spammer prat, but

Date: 2006-07-19 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caestus.livejournal.com
It's a great expression and I'm nicking it. Thanks woof.

--Caestus

Date: 2006-07-21 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cub-by-dzine.livejournal.com
LMFAO That was great! I'm definitely going to use tht =)

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