Monsters in My Drawer, Pt. 2 The Mummy!

[vianegativa]

Let's take another fascinating dive into the mind of 1st Grader and seven year old virtuoso Matthew Jones as he relates this new horrid chapter from his scorching first book report:

The Mummy

The Mummy is a
200 year-old man.
He Chokes You to Death.

Hmn. I obviously had no concept of a 5,000 year-old Egyptian civilization at age seven, Ah, well. I can see my mental damage began early. ;-)

Comments

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Are your childhood versions of mummies any relation to the old ladies in casinos who try to kill you for touching their slot machines? ^_-

Mummies? I smell lawsuit!

[cubia.livejournal.com]

Hmm...can't you go back and sue your school for having made you read something like that at such an early age? I mean, that'd fall under traumatic stress and emotional stunting!
Oh, wait...Catholics reserve that for alterboys, right?
Just kidding!
(I couldn't pass it up though... Kewl that you found something from your childhood like that though! Makes me wanna dig through my family attic! LOL!)