Another Fantasy RUINED.

[vianegativa]

Oh, Great Fucking Caesar's Ghost.

Look, I'm glad you got a great deal on a lamp at IKEA, but I do not want to hear about decorating tips from a hot bear cigar smoking Daddy whom I was just envisioning breaking me of my will to say no to him...

It's like cumming on the cake at a wedding. Ruins everything.

BEARS! Drop your reasonably priced Swedish-made art deco furniture and grab a dick! Put the sex back in HomoSEXual!

I hope never to hear: "What's your sexual preference? Straight, Bi or IKEA?"

Comments

[polardemonwolf.livejournal.com]

Mine's Lay-A-Boy


ehehhe


now c'mere.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Shut up and bend over and grab a hold of my RAST bedside tables that I stained and sealed myself, boy. Daddy's horny and you look mighty nice from behind. ;-)

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

Best. Comment. Evar.

[paladincub21.livejournal.com]

Seriously, do i want hot sex or the perfect endtable? Do i want greasy sweaty stains or do I want to sit and think about what couch fits me as a person?

But seriously, who has time for sex when you spend your life putting together screw-less, nail-less bookshelves?

[mississippicub.livejournal.com]

LMAO this is so true at times

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Something to ponder as you lie back in a KORNHÖ handwoven sling while daddy pounds you with an 11" VEINIG 100% birchwood dildo.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

With my PLOWW lamps all aglow.

Who does IKEA's marketing? lol

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they totally need a sex toys division. After you've been wading for an hour through stacks of SKÄNKA, STRIPA, and RIMFROST[*], what the hell else could be on your mind anyway?

[*] Real IKEA product names this time. Honest!

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

Oh, but they have one. Their plastic shoehorns work really well as spanking paddles. :)

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Just once.

Long story. :-)

[jrcubindy.livejournal.com]

Oh, DO TELL!!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

T-minus 3 weeks until post about how all bears want is sex and have no hobbies...

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

FTW!

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

But sex is a hobby.

[conner24.livejournal.com]

Sooo.... should I get a lamp that looks like a cumming erect cock? :CD

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I bet you'd look cute spread-eagled tied to our Närvik bed.

The KORNHÖ handwoven sling is one back-order.

[balloonbear.livejournal.com]

Yeah I ran into a cigar daddy bear that was pretty similar, Tho this ones purse and matching pumps fell out of his mouth the second he talked lol.. I went from Raging hardon to my dick fell off and rolled under the bed in like 5 seconds lol

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

So, quick question.

Which is worse?

a) the cigar-smoking bear daddy who tells you about a great deal on a lamp at IKEA

b) the cigar-smoking bear daddy who, just seconds before you're about to approach him in your local bear watering hole, starts dancing and mouthing ALL THE WORDS to a remix of "Only In My Dreams" by Debbie Gibson

Real-life bear daddy disappointments...on the next Montel.

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

I don't much like cigars anyway, but definitely the second. I might need a good lamp one day.

[lilotter.livejournal.com]

Here's another example of me not understanding the gay lifestyle/culture. What's the connection between gay and ikea? Looks like modern crapola to me. Give me traditional anyday.

[pirateseasick.livejournal.com]

Speaking of Bears and IKEA:

Do you know of these ads?

He doesn't like IKEA either, but he's a bit swishy himself.

[pirateseasick.livejournal.com]

I accidentally may have just implied that you don't like IKEA, or that you were swishy. Neither were intended. OOPS. You know what I MEANT right?
...
I'm shutting up now.