I'm Giving My Hubbies Permission To Beat The Stupid Out Of Me

[vianegativa]

Seven Hells.

Upon reviewing my medical billing from good ole Blue Cross/Blue Shield, it turns out I was in INTENSIVE CARE for my four day hospital romp with pnuemonia, not just some diabetic ward where the crazy cat lady screamed about her pancakes all night.

This bumps up my idiocy about keeping myself healthy from "oops, that was silly" to "near-death asshattery."

I REALLY need to rest when I get a cold.

I totally racked up the dumbass points due to male ego and a desire not to let work down.

D'oh.

Comments

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

Also for apparently not being able to tell the difference between intensive care and a regular hospital room. :P

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Well, there were no heart thingies, just the IV and equipment. It's there on the bill though.

*walks over to the closet*

[tropicstyle.livejournal.com]

(takes box labeled Matthew's Free Will)

Yep you won't be needing this for awhile.. ((ducks, runs, hides, moves to a foreign country, changes name, undergoes months of plastic surgery))

[lilotter.livejournal.com]

Take a weekend off and rest! DO ALMOST NOTHING. You can't do nothing nothing, since you have to eat and piss. You can always sit on the grass, get bored and fall asleep while you watch me fish or something, LOL.

I know fishing and golf are dull boring for most people but for me it's relaxation.