Caulk

[vianegativa]

Oh, and to those who feel my journal may be getting too heavy...

Look! COCK! Over there!

*ducks out!

Comments

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Duck cock? WHAT?!

[marinebear.livejournal.com]

Where where?! *scampers in circles!* LOL you crack me up.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Your journal features a heavy cock? Where? Where?

[countrykub.livejournal.com]

You post about cock being somewhere then don't provide pictures!!

I'm so going emo now.

[polardemonwolf.livejournal.com]

I've seen it when you've gone emo. It's not pretty.


Love ya, mean it!


MWAH!

[countrykub.livejournal.com]

See?? That just shows the seriousness of this!! I need pictures now!! Or... I swear!! I'll do it man!!
*loads up Snow Patrol*
See? Im serious now. I have emo music ready.

[polardemonwolf.livejournal.com]

Where are you livin' now adays anyway? We need to go swimming again! ^.^

[ericdabear.livejournal.com]

waiter, more caulk!

[murphy.livejournal.com]

i'm post-cock.

wait, no i'm not. mmmmmm...cock.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

I am just gearing up for some silly homo to say, "I'm post-cock."

I've got note cards & everything for the tirade. :-)

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

Feh, I'm beyond post-cock. I'm so post-cock, Iv'e come back around to pre-pussy.

(Wait, what?)

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Please, say it ain't so. I haven't even got to ride Mr. Toad's Wild Ride yet...

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

I said "pre-pussy", not "at pussy." (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

The ride is still accepting late-cummers.

[pirateseasick.livejournal.com]

Does that mean there's a crack that needs filling? ;D

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

There's no cock here. *sigh* Guess I'll have to use my own...again...

[grande.livejournal.com]

you can do better than this.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Hush now. :-)

[bookbear.livejournal.com]

Here, try this. It's almost cock. (http://hypnohasslhoff.ytmnd.com/)

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

Ask and you shall receive.

Re: Aaaaaaahh!

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

And then you'll need to use this:

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Is this some kind of chicken joke?!

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Duck caulk? WHAT!?

[mississippicub.livejournal.com]

ooo Chicken!

[robearal.livejournal.com]

I'm a spackle man, myself.

[strongaxe.livejournal.com]

Where?!
Cruel, heartless tease! :)

[jss]

showyourcock?