Why I love my friends...

[vianegativa]

[12:51] ncsucub: i have a meeting in 10 min ... booooooooooooooo
[12:52] CytradeJones: About?
[12:52] CytradeJones: PLASMA!
[12:52] CytradeJones: IT'S HOT!
[12:52] ncsucub: sadly no
[12:52] ncsucub: its an administrative/beaucratic meeting about the research group
[12:52] CytradeJones: ugh
[12:53] ncsucub: i'd actually be interested if it was gonna be about plasma :-p
[12:53] ncsucub: big meanie!
[12:53] CytradeJones: So can you make me a plasma weapon?
[12:53] ncsucub: yes, but the power supply for it will weigh several hundred pounds
[12:54] CytradeJones: I think I've come to that stage in everyman's life where they need a death-ray.
[12:54] CytradeJones: That's ok, I'll keep it near my desk.
[12:54] ncsucub: hmmmm, it won't so much be a death ray. more of a high velocity, kinetic kill type of weapon
[12:55] CytradeJones: Will it rain destruction upon my enemies and/or brokers who don't fill out paperwork correctly?
[12:55] ncsucub: if you wish
[12:55] ncsucub: though, you might just prefer to electrocute them with a high current/high voltage jolt
[12:56] ncsucub: though, controlling where those go can be a bit tricky ;)
[12:56] CytradeJones: Can I get that in pistol form?
[12:56] ncsucub: as long as you don't mind some "collatoral damages"
[12:56] ncsucub: sadly no
[12:56] ncsucub: still weighs a metric shitton
[12:56] CytradeJones: *ugh*
[12:56] ncsucub: low current i could get ya in a pistol form
[12:57] CytradeJones: Where's the future? I want my jetpack & raygun!
[12:57] ncsucub: but you'd have to be kinda close to your target
[12:57] ncsucub: and it won't kill them :(
[12:57] CytradeJones: Three feet I can do.
[12:57] ncsucub: sawry, they have jetpacks. they just don't work very well
[12:57] CytradeJones: Teach them a good lesson then?
[12:57] ncsucub: well, i don't know. some of your brokers sound thick skulled
[12:58] CytradeJones: Maybe fry all the hair off their body?
[12:58] ncsucub: not all, but a small patch yes
[12:58] CytradeJones: OoooOoOoOooh.... anti-Bear weaponry.
[12:59] CytradeJones: "experience electrolysis you mincing queen!"
[12:59] CytradeJones: *zzzzap*
[12:59] CytradeJones: See, this is why I never bought into that crunchy Wiccan magic.
[13:00] CytradeJones: If you're going to be a WIZARD, you should be able to throw LIGHTNING BOLTS.
[13:00] CytradeJones: Not "cleanse somebody's aura".
[13:00] ncsucub: LOL
[13:00] ncsucub: meeting time
[13:00] ncsucub: TTYL
[13:00] CytradeJones: Bye!

Comments

[fuzzbear.livejournal.com]

I cast magic missile, against the darkness.

[jrjarrett.livejournal.com]

"'See, I told you they'd listen to Reason,' Fisheye says, shutting down the whirling gun."

-- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson.

[versakub.livejournal.com]

[12:58] CytradeJones: OoooOoOoOooh.... anti-Bear weaponry.
[12:59] CytradeJones: "experience electrolysis you mincing queen!"

I can almost smell a bar-ful of singed fur

[traderbear.livejournal.com]

Did I pay for this inane conversation? :)