A More Realistic Meme

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Stolen from my friends Jason & Freddy

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position to use a chainsaw:
4. Do you think I'm sociopathic?
5. Would you cut me up with a chainsaw?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunken with rage?
8. Would you take a shower in my blood?
9. Have you ever thought about stabbing me?
10. Would you leave after the deed or return to the scene of the crime?
11. Do you like dismemberment afterwards?
12. Garbage bags or skin?
13. Have me executed on the first date?
14. Would you skin me alive?
15. Do you think I would be a good victim?
16. Would you use me as a quality kill?
17. Can I use you as a quality kill?
18. Can we take pictures of the act?
19. How long would the murder take?
20. Would you tell your friends about where you buried me?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
22. Can I un-screen your entry if it's cute/funny/less crazy than mine?

All comments are screened. No, really. Go wild.