Unfortunate Pairings

[vianegativa]

May you never have the misfortune of getting the tummy flu at the same time you take a "system cleansing" detox cocktail...

UNFUN! UNFUN!

Comments

[grande.livejournal.com]

what the heck is a "system cleansing" detox cocktail...

[mississippicub.livejournal.com]

eeep! get well soon!

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Um, yay?

[bizarrocub.livejournal.com]

Talk about getting the pipe cleaner treatment...jeez.

[hickbear.livejournal.com]

So you're experiencing something along the same lines as "Billy" in this classic ad series, where you're so Squeaky Clean inside that you're now sloughing off spare intestinal tissue?

I had only the tummy flu two weeks ago, and thought I was going to fuckin' die. I feel for you, darlin', I really do.

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

You certainly can't get much more internally cleansed without surgery! Ugh.

[profundojoe.livejournal.com]

Sometimes detox treatments can cause a "die-off" of intestinal bacteria, causing tummy-flu-like symptoms. Wishful thinking?

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Egad, you poor thing ;_; Get better soon!