Bringing the Hawtness

[vianegativa]

Let me tell you were I'm going this weekend for Bear Pride. I'm sharing this with you so you can go someplace with the Guaranteed, No Lie All Sky, Seal of Vianegativa Hotness.

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If I'm there you know it's good.

Saturday-- Might I recommend showing a little love & support for DJ Eddie at the Double Door? It's always good to encourage someone at their Bear Pride debut. After 11, however, may I recommend you take your fuzzy asses to the Metro until 4 am to go to see Blowoff, that DJ creation of Bob Mould and Richard Morel. It will be bear nirvana against a kick-ass soundtrack. go, drink (or whatever) and have a maddening time!

What's that you say? You exclusively listen to Donna Summer remixes during Bear Pride? Well then, goodly sir, I'm afraid you suck. However if you want to see one of the pioneers of alternative music perform live, go to Blowoff.

If you don't know who Bob Mould is, Google him. If you don't care, may God have mercy on your soul. :-)

All about Blowoff HERE!

Sunday-- After you wake up at 7-8 pm like anyone who really gave it their all at Blowoff should, then cart your cracked-out ass over to Visions nightclub to see DJ Jose "Spinnin" Cortes at the Nutts to Butts Party. Not to pressure you, but everyone worth gawking at over Bear Pride will be there. It is the crowning night of Bear Pride and I even hear (and by hear I mean I'm utterly fabricating) Abraham Benrubi will be making out with Tyler Labine on the premises.

Mmmnmn. Tyler Labine.

Anyway, come or don't. I personally intend to have a scandalously great time.

Comments

[sftekbear.livejournal.com]

Bob is SOOOOO looking forward to Blowoff. He's really excited about playing Chicago. See you there.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

*squeeee*

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

May I steal this icon?

[grunter.livejournal.com]

If only there truly was a place during Bear Pride where one might actually hear recognizable snippets of Donna Summer tunes - scratch that, and make it ANY TUNES WHATSOEVER - as opposed to the garbled-n-mashed, continuous mix shit that we usually get fed.

*sigh*

Y'know, something conducive to actual dancing and not this hopping-in-place-like-I-got-fire-ants-in-ma-britches thing the kids do these days.

Oh, and get off my lawn, dammit.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

*zoom*

Know what that sounds was?

The sound of the world passing by you in your scooter from The Scooter Store. Try not to break a hip. :-)

*ducks*

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

*yawns* Right.

I will fight & kill for Mr. Labine. Shouldn't you be trying to sodomize some player from (insert sports team here)?

Plus, you would crush his spirit. The man needs understanding & love I tell you!

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

If a man doesn't know Bob Mould, I don't wanna know him. *definitive nod* Go go Hüsker Dü hawtness!

[jss]

If you sleep in that late on Sunday, yo'll miss Bears At The Baths, though.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

I don't really do the Bears at the Baths, I'm afraid. No loss for me there.

[jss]

Understood. I don't really do barhopping. :-)

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

i won't be there
:(

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

I wanted to, but I decided not to. No Bear Pride this year, the money has to go to sprucing up my cave. :)