Facebook Follies: FLIRT FAIL

[vianegativa]

Apparently I look like an OLD DUDE:

Him: HELLO dude „ how are you ??
now i looking for ur pics u r not old man
this ur brofil pic make u old
SORRY matt becouse i think u r old
LOL
so how older is u dude ?? ur profile pic make u old ?

Me: Hi there. I’m 38

Him: so i not old dude ??

Me: You tell me. Is 38 old?

Hilarious. Now I feel chubby, daft AND old.

Comments

[hickbear.livejournal.com]

I'm 50, as of about 2 hours ago. I'm "old".

That said - fuck me sometime, you young whippersnapper, you. :-)

[blt4success66.livejournal.com]

I'm 45, and far as I'm concerned, 50 is NOT old. It's a great age. Sex is better, you don't give a flying fuck what others think, and you don't mind telling people off. Oh wait, I have that at 45!

Happy Birthday.

[blt4success66.livejournal.com]

post a picture of yourself and let us critique you. I bet none of us would call you old...just well-aged. Besides, I like my "meat" with a little age on it, 'it' can be rather tender.

*giggles*

[jrjarrett.livejournal.com]

Never mind the age. WHAT ABOUT THE ENGLISH LANUGAGE?

I am not sure if this is someone who does not speak English as their native tongue, or what.

[strongaxe.livejournal.com]

How about, "Hi. I'm 38. Old enough to have graduated from grade 6, and learned how to spell properly, and form complete, coherent, and grammatically correct sentences. How about you?"

(Besides, at 55, I think 38 is a spring chicken! :))

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

Me: "d00d, Y R U using ABCs when most phones now have QWERTY keyboards, t9 prediction, and autocorrect? And if you're using a full-size keyboard, you're too dumb to fuck."

And, then I'da bitch-slapped him for saying 38 is old. The nerve! :D