A Twofer Day...

[vianegativa]

Today, we have TWO Phrases that Pay...

First of all, with all love and admiration for Johnny I present:

"Oral Homage"-- Yet another euphemism for oral sex. We use it frequently at my house. ie "Provide me oral homage".

Secondly, we have:

"Bookstore Cowboy"-- Invented by me in conversation with daveqat to describe any Bi or Gay Man who denies his sexuality and whom uses adult book stores for recreating. Not a slanderous phrase, but rather a sad one. Example: "Yeah, Jim's a real bookstore cowboy because he won't admit to himself he's gay."

Comments

Using them in a sentence...

[knepbear.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, Jim's a real bookstore cowboy, but shoo-doggie, he sure can do the oral homage sumthin' fierce!"

[phyrehawk.livejournal.com]

dood.... i love em... specially since the second one describes me from my late teens, and early twenties...

oh the bad, nasty memories

Bi Now, Gay Later Plan.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Basically in the closet and completely denying his nature.