Lack!

[vianegativa]

I think today I would lay about naked and masturbate to levels which might alarm early psychotherapists while smoking inglorious amounts of cannabis, alas I lack a lighter of any merit.

So today I shall be a responsible citizen instead and work.

Meh, I say!

Comments

[gullinbursti.livejournal.com]

Good sir, your palms are insufficiently hairy and your eyesight far too unsullied. The only cure, I fear, is more masturbation!

[jss]

Not even a matchbook from that seedy motel? :-(

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Damn the whole "responsibility" spiel.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

I have a lighter. Just saying.

[hickbear.livejournal.com]

Were I there, you wouldn't have to masturbate.

Jus' sayin'...