Why DarthCub Rawks My Lame Ass

[vianegativa]

Here is Exhibit A, darthcub's away message on AOL:

"Am bored. No cable in Isengard. Nothing to do but write rude anonymous letters to Radagast the Brown and Manfred the Slightly Ecru."

Dear God, I'm hemmoraghing internally from laughter.

Comments

[darthcub.livejournal.com]

I was gonna make some comment about the Rawking I intend to give you lame ass when I arrive in Chicago...but...well...wait...I guess I just made it anyway didn't I...D'OH!

-Grizz

[daveqat.livejournal.com]

That's from the Very Secret Diaries. I'm surprised you haven't read them. I can dig up a link, if you like.