My Fellow American Idolators...

[vianegativa]

Levity is the state I exist in when I hear the "Average American" declare himself to be a well-informed, thoughtful patriot.

Do shut up & watch the Bachelorette, eh?

Comments

[darke.livejournal.com]

but...I learned everything I need to know from that new reality show, Showdown: Iraq that is airing on CNN this season! They better get to the action soon, though, or ratings will drop. Can't have that.

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

I think the theme has a really good beat but you just can't dance to it. I give it a 14.

[jrcubindy.livejournal.com]

Ah, the media society that is us....

[jwall.livejournal.com]

Talk to some Euroshithead foreigners. You'll find that ignorance is an international condition.

It's just that Americans are rich, so our ignorance is solid gold and jewel-encrusted. With platinum rims. Everyone else is just jealous because their ignorance isn't flashy enough to interest anyone else.

I mean, do you know anyone here who gives a fuck about what happens in Scarborough OT? That's right -- they're watching Will & Grace.

[listens2kids.livejournal.com]

Hey cutie, what's your current email? My emails to you keep bouncing back at me.